Suggestions for Intelligent People

These suggestions apply only to people with a basic level of intelligence

Buy a high quality neck through body Flying Vee,  Install the EMG's  and I will do a nicer looking more detailed  Flame paint job.  You will end up with a real American high quality guitar instead of a cheesy Japaneze Bolt on. Best of all it will cost you a lot less. Yay!

Oh,  you don't like Gibson's, OK then start out with a Jackson or a BC Rich. Use a  neck through body USA made guitar it will still cost you less.  A lot less!

Oh,  you don't have much money!!  Then use a Jackson imported flying vee (Still way better quality than the ESP) I can still paint the flames, and  it will cost more than a thousand dollars less than the ESP.  Intelligent !!

If you care about name recognition,  Jackson has a much more respected name than ESP anyway.  Jackson is an American company whereas ESP is a Japaneze company. Oops, I forgot this was supposed to be for intelligent people. Intelligent people don't care about name recognition, they usually only care about mundane things like quality tone and playability.

Please don't call if you are still just dreaming about having this done. Remember Dream Guitars are usually for people who are dreaming.

ESP Flying V Ltd Edition

This Flaming paint job available on any Guitar Green Red or Purple or any color at all.

Price for Flame Graphic $600.00.

Price for Clear Finish. $200.00.

Please Don't call if you are just dreaming about having this done.

EMG 81 or 85 pickups only $100.00
installed in prexisting guitar that we supply.

This is not a misprint.

 


 ESP 2000  1395.00

 ESP Custom Made Guitar  $1,795.00

Rare Reverse Lynch Limited Sharktooth Headstock,Teal Green Marbleized Paint with Gold Leaf Veining.Neck and Headstock bound in real Ebony, Real Ebony InlaysDimarzio Black Back and Seymour Duncan Hotrail. 

Real Floyd Rose (Not stock ESP)This is a one of a kind guitar absolutely like new


ESP Ouija Board Guitar

This Ouija Board paint job available on any guitar new or used
Price for Ouija Board Graphic $500.00
Price for Clear Finish. $200.00
 

We can do this paint job on a USA BC Rich, a Jackson Soloist or a Hamer Californian or a J Frog Glock 22.

 

Floyd Rose Installation Secrets

If you own an ESP and the Floyd Rose System is not Performing to your expectations I may be able to help you. (Call for info)

I have been installing Floyd Rose Tremolos since 1983 in fact I was installing them when you actually had to buy the directly from Floyd himself.
Myself and my partner at the time learned some neat installation tricks. In fact many people who install Floyds (including some major companies) simply aren't aware of how to install one the correct way.
If I install your Floyd Rose you can be absolutely sure it's done correctly.  If you purchase your Floyd from me, not only do I have the Lowest price but I will tell you the correct way to mount it to your guitar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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