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Hey, Did you hear about the guitarist who went to LA and came back with a Million Dollars?
How did that happen?
When he got there he had Ten Million Dollars.
A "Chang" is a Central Asian instrument (from countries such as Uzbekistan). It's something like a hammered dulcimer with a damper pedal.
How long does it take to tune a chang?
Nobody knows.
How many chang players does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One to twist the bulb for several hours, and the other one to
decide that it's as good as it's going to get, and that they might as well flip
the switch.
What's the difference between an Appalachian dulcimer and a
hammered dulcimer?
A hammered dulcimer burns hotter; an Appalachian dulcimer burns longer.
How many country & western singers does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.
What happens if you play blues music backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of
prison.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."
What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Eventually the puppy stops whining.
How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1."One, two, three, one, two, three..."
2."Hey man, I just do sound."
3.One. Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with
a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount,
finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where
it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.
How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and
10,000 to follow it around until it burns out or dies.
How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light
bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his
forehead.
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
1.None. Jazz musicians can't afford light bulbs.
2."Don't worry about the changes. We'll fake it!"