Quicksilver Woodstock Model

Woodstock Prototype

The Woodstock Model

The guitar above was built as a custom job. No one in the store or the shop really cared for the idea of a tie dye guitar, and no one really expected to like the finished guitar, because of the Tie dye finish. Well, we were all wrong.

It came out looking and playing so great that it has become a new Quicksilver model. The chrome knobs and TonePros bridge system are really set off by the high gloss kaleidoscope color combination. The prototype above has lightning bolt inlays, but the new model will have inlays based on the famous Woodstock poster below. The bird, the hand and the guitar neck will be inlaid in an assortment of inlay material.


 

Dear Ed:

Base Quicksilver model: $1,495.

Quicksilver "Woodstock" prototype with White Korina body, ebony fingerboard, lightning bolt inlays and plain maple top with rainbow tie-dye swirl paint job: $3,800+

Getting Ed Roman to admit on his website that he and his staff "were all wrong": PRICELESS.

You were NOT wrong, however, about the attributes of the Quicksilver. It is far and away the best solid body guitar I have ever encountered. The guitar is a visual masterpiece -- the pictures on the website don't begin to do it justice. It sounds even better than it looks, all the way up to the 24th fret. It's incredibly light, incredibly easy to play...

basically, it's just incredible. You have yourself one satisfied -- and grateful -- customer.

Sincerely,

Michael N. Gooen

Roseland, NJ 07068

 

Hello Mike

Glad I was able to make you happy... When in Vegas stop in and see us

Ed


 

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CFO ... Corporate Fraud Officer

MBA ... Master of Bogus Accounting

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BEAR MARKET ... An extended period when kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING ... The art of buying low, and selling lower.

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BROKER ... What my broker has made me.

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STOCK ANALYST ... Idiot who just downgraded my stock.

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FINANCIAL PLANNER ... A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION ... The day after I buy stocks.

CASH FLOW ... The movement my money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO ... What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker.

WINDOWS 2000 ... What you jump out of when you are the poor sucker above.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR ... Last year's investor who is now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT ... An archaic word, no longer in use.

401K ... now known as only a 201K
 

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